Celebrity Wit

Have you heard or read someone famous reveal their stupidity? If so, you can make your contribution to Celebrity Wit by clicking here.

Sample Posts:

Diarrhea Is So In This Year
Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.

Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out
Ted Turner: I'm down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don't buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

I'm Pulling for a Head-on
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable... Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.

In Other Words, Degree and Depends
Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don't have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.