Mommy Confessions

Simply, click here and leave your confession in the hands of the experts. Other mothers.

Sample Posts from True Mom Confessions:

I have to remind my husband to brush his teeth, and he still goes days with out doing it. Its so nasty I want to gag! And he wonders why I only want to do it doggie style.

I have horrible hair growth on my chin/jaw (like a man) but my hubby has no idea - I have taken care of it every day since I met him 8 years ago.

My 2 year old's penis is twice as big as my 4 year old's! I noticed it the day he was born. But I my 4 year old is extremely good looking, so I think he'll be OK.

I am NOT giving up another friday night so I can watch YOUR KIDS so YOU can go out of town while their father is stuck at work!
Not only do you 'just assume' we will be willing to keep the kids on friday, but you also ASSUME we will keep them until MONDAY NIGHT!
Yeah, Im a stepmom.
No, I didnt agree to put my life on the back burner because the two of you pro-created.
FIND ANOTHER SCAPEGOAT!!!

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Day Care Center Licenses: To see if your day care center has received any complaints or to see how it has done in state inspections contact the Division of Child Care Licensing by calling 303-866-5958. Ask for the licensing summary. You can also check out the Web site for the Colorado Division of Child Care for more tips.
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People You'll See In Hell

People You'll See In Hell seeks out the worst humanity has to offer itself and lays it bare for all to see. Posts are written in an irreverent tone and include a poll on whether or not the subject of the article deserves Hell or not.

Sample posts:
Clarence Dean - career criminal who finishes off a young woman and leaves her body under his hotel room bed wrapped in garbage bags.

The werewolf murderers

Calvin Sharp - hacked a neighborhood boy to death with a meat cleaver while screaming "Die, die, die!"

Jose Ignacio Avina - a 14-year-old serial rapist